It's a small world after all...

London is too f**cking small and kinda semi-incestuous - when you think about it, everyone knows everyone somehow (is friends with/slept with/used to date/used to link/friend of a friend/enemies/fuckbuddies/sisters friends brother/school chums).
In my opinion 6 degrees of separation is a stretch now'a days, 2 max 3 degrees of separation is the current connection speed in the London network and right'about now it's pissing me off - I need to escape this one horse town.

What's worse is when you see it on Frickin Fassbook and connect the dots...I feel dirty...I found something(someone if you must) but the connections/ex's/friends/events are just playing on my better judgment are threatening to turn me into some dickhead and it's not like me at all!

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I refuse to let these little bumps in the road get the better of me but I just had to put that out there...share...

It has to be bed time, because if I stay up, I'm gunna stay online and possible trash my PC...this has been helpful!

hahahahahahhaa I'm such a diva sometimes

Confessions of a shoe-oholic

I'm not one to brag but wouldnt you if you got a pair of the new H&M Jimmy Choos ...

In true military style and some encouragement from a fellow shoe fiend H Bear I did what I never thought I would and now I want more....give it to me!

Mission objective: Saturday 14th November 2009, meet H Bear at Wesfields at 07:00 hours for the H&M Jimmy Choos Launch and to get some damn Choos

Yes I stood in the que

I got a wrist band which gave me 10 minute slot with 19 other girls to get some Choos ahead of the general public.


After spanking £139.99 this is what I coped!

oooohhhhhh

aaaaahhhhh.......

aaaawoow.....

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

BLUD FIYA!!!!!!!

A highly anticipated release surrounding this video....and now its here. I'm soo turned on right now...I want to dress up and do a little dance for my man....scratch that - I have no man, but still you can see what I mean.
Bey got it going on, stylist for the video went nutz and Sasha really got out!

Oh I do like to be beside the Seaside Pt2.

Ok, as promised, here's what happened on my holiday in Bournemouth

Monday: we went to V a club, which is an old converted church.

Like I said I felt a bit weird going to rave in a place of worship but everyone else was doing it! This guy (pic below) thought he was Lady KAKA-Fool! Dude was rubbing his face into his little friends crotch when Christina Aguilar's 'Dirty' came on was a bit much and this cutie had on more Mac than me - but he worked it!!!

Some more pics of V:

Tuesday: Went out to Bliss with Katie’s cousin Toni and her friends

Also to join us were Saad, Dallas, Mitch and David- all the guys except Saad are from New Zealand. David caught Mistry's eye I was totally crushing on him- he's hot and friendly and we were all having a good time when he decided to leave early cos he has work early the next day. As you can imagine I was not happy...booo! He went to leave and I stood there thinking I’ve got nothing to lose I can either stay here and wonder what could be or go after him... 15 without a word to anyone I disppeared into the crowd. I found David on his way out and told him I had never met such an attractive man and it was such a shame he was leaving without letting me get to know him a piece...I got his number...but long story short and 15 texts later he has a girlfriend. Oh Wwwwhhhhyyyyyaaa????? :-( but there’s mutual attraction and he wants to get to know me :-) ...but its bad love karma to mess with people who have partners no matter what! - I'm a commiter of this crime and this is my punishment!

Anyway... Dallas is Bournemouth's local-everyone’s-favourite-bouncer, so drinks were free and after 6 JD and cokes I was so mash up after I couldnt hold my alcohol.... literally, I was just spilling it - NO I DIDNT WET MYSELF!!

We were all pretty twisted, we started doing that drunken girly thing where the bathroom becomes a photo-studio...you would have thought the club was designed like a bathroom for the amount of time we spent in there taking drunken pics!





By the end of the night I was doing the Blackberry Skank ...total *side eye from the guy in background, he was watching my booty....but of course!

On Wednesday Katie and I were joined by her good friend Kristy and Jade. We got ready at Kristy's crib.

Me having a cheeky smoke out the window

We drank Cosmo’s getting ready, went to Elements and then I ruined my palette on some type of apple flavoured alco-pop...we all downed them quick and partied hard off the cheap buzz!

Little Kirsti from uni dayz joined us with her new man and we all partied...was like a lickle reunion and much fun was had... another late night...

Anyway I ended my week with a visit to the beach. Katie and I took her gorgeous niece Jessica to the beach and the sun was shining...the only thing that was missing my new lust David and a flake '99...this is what summer's all about

Thursday and Friday in comparison were girly, DVD wathcing, doing my nails, eating junk food and sipping tea - it was much needed.

I dont often get to see Katie for more than a day or two every couple months so it was just nice to be together, she is one of my BFFL...but of course!

Till next time B'town Xxxx

You're Cordially Invited to...

Since Thursday I've been in Leicester, since last month I've been preparing my Saree's and blouses, since Monday I've been packing and since last year I've known that my cousin Kamal is to marry his girlfriend Dimple and it all went down last week. Indian weddings are long painful, cultural and religious events.....and we don't have wedding planners or hired help - we have family to come cook, clean, serve food and in my families case on hand and foot making sure the father of the groom don't get wasted every night....KMT... *Side eye - it was all good fun but it wasn't without its drama's.

the family

The mendhi

My brother suited and booted

Kamal and sisters Nitu and Kirti in the wedding car

Me in a Saree.......but of course

......No body is pre-approving me!!!!

Summer time can only mean one thing; I'm not talking the garage music, spying for boys or sun tans.......its Indian wedding season.

Indian wedding's are a beautiful thing and great fun to attend. You catch up with friends old and new, eat, drink and be merry. But behind the glossy mandap (like a gazebo) and greasy catered food there is a unspoken culture of desperate mother's ready to get their son or daughter married off in the hopes that they will stop sucking at the tit and move the fuck out!!!!!!! The perfect setting for this is of course an Indian wedding; everyone's dressed up looking their best, everyone's kinda related or a family friend and it's a wedding so there's naturally love in the air ....mixed with the smell of 100 Saree's imported from India..........its kinda of like a musky smell!?!?!

Weddings are also a great excuse for all the mothers with daughters who are of a suited age - anything between 23 and 43 (some people find it hard to find a match)- to flock to Green Street, Southall and Eailing Road to consume copious amounts of saris , matching bangle, bhindis and even decorated pins to hold the illusion it all together. All in the hopes that when attending one of many wedding's this summer you'll be spotted by some of a pilot, doctor, dentist or city banker; he will see you all dressed up and will then nod at his mother and give her the sign. She by now has already set the wheels in motion and has gone through ten people to find out who you are....if their lucky by the end of the day they will know your bust size, what you ate for dinner on Monday and what you earnt last year after tax......WTF!?!?!.....No body is pre-approving me!!!

I sound like a moany bitch but really its all good fun. I F**king LOVE to play dress up and tease those hopeful mothers and their sons into thinking I would actually be a respectable choice cos I have almond eyes, long hair and a warm smile =presentable! Then they hear - she works in media, stays out late and has tattoos = unstable and wild.......but of course!

Luckily my ma has never pushed me into marriage and understands that you can't tame this beast. Back to the point of this blog....I went shopping in preparation for Indian wedding season with Ma and we spent 4 hours choosing saris, some materials, blouse pieces, lining and some matching accessories. I'm an Indian girl through and through. From the way I walk, talk, dress, to my cooking and cleaning and all the way up to the way I wear my hair.....and I love to shop I ain't looking to get married just yet.....check it out!

Fabric and material shop....goes on for yards....hehe yards, gedit?!

bangels galore....they even had them hanging from the ceilings

Bhindi's

Saree's

More Sarees

How to be a pefect little indian girl kit for those of us who has lost touch....I think this is a perfect little pack ;)

they had my name .... English shops never do!

Sweet me!

It's my perogative!

....Occasionally I meet a guy I like; they make me laugh, we get on well, there's a nice chemistry, we have lots in common and then I get excited and forget what they look like - that's when I'm actually a bit interested in a guy, when I cant remember his mug!

HELL YES I like to make fuck - but just coz I have sexy curves, big boobs, flick my wild hair left to right and am nice to you does not mean I want to fuck you...sorry, especially not after just 6 days....does that make me a prude??
...I have to admit I'm a terrible flirt in the sense that I'm doing it even without thinking about it - I don't mean to but I'm just naturally cheerleader-like bubbly and glad to meet new people. I've been told I have naughty, come hither eyes but really their just big Indian eyes and I'm just a good girl with values and morals (kinda)

I like to spend time to get to know new men in my life a bit better so I know their not a psycho, they practises good hygiene and that their just not general assholes.........nevertheless maybe, just maybe I'm being a little naive coz I came round to your house, sat in your room, on your bed (well im not sittin on the floor)and wore a skirt longish highlighting my phwwooarrr legs.....I know wgat it looks like, I kinda invited your wandering hands on to my body which felt nice but if I say no to you, I mean no! I know I can be a durrty tease and it's a shame (no I ain't apologising), I left you with blue balls oops *giggle, but know that just cos that girl did it with you - don't mean I will! And now that you haven't attempted to get in contact ...it's now been 4 days with no word and I don't feel like I've lost out :)

Oh and for the record, just cos I say no, it don't mean I'm a virgin, frigid or that I'm tryna fall in love with you (get over yourself) or that I'm not interested either
....is it so rare for a girl to keep her pants on when a fit guy is involved? What happened to leaving a little mystery? you know romance?....no?? fresh and sexy? Is it that strange for a girl not to put out after 6 days......??????

Me I set records

..."For the quickest dismissal from a job" Yep, I have been diss and dismissed from my temp position at the Brent Council....it was all based on unfounded ground and defo some shady moves....but of course!!

Why you ask???

"I didn't fit in with the team"

"The Team" is made up for three people including myself, some quiet conformist and my team leader. This is the same Team Leader I mentioned in my earlier post "...I spoke to soon".
What I should have been told was that my systematic - OTT, hype, I wear matching ties and cuff links, in secret I make balloon displays and touch myself, I'm a freak-loser - Team Leader, couldn't handle a person like me who is outspoken, asks questions and is too confident to join his factory line style work - FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been out of full time work for a year, A YEAR!!!!! I went in there did my work and was so appreciative to be paid again that i just got on with things! I wasn't rude, disrespectful or out of line like he made me out to be. And because he soooo systematic and has been there for +6years, people don't argue with him, more praise him for following the rules so perfectly...I digress. I wrote a nice long email to the Manager above Team Manager and expressed my thoughts which I couldn't do yesterday cos I was too upset - *tear!

....If he's the God fearing man he makes out to be then all I can say is Karma is a bitch, Trust me he will get his just deserts! So I'm, back in the unemployment line at the Job Centre, filling out applications and doing temp work, my unemployed people's stand up!!!!

*sigh! Me, I am sad but I don't ever stay down for long *smiles

...Clearly it just means I'm destined for bigger and better things that are coming my way right abooooouut.......NOW!!!

Been there , done that - messed around....

…This song speaks to me right now, it expresses my feelings for me and sounds great. It gives me a feeling of self righteousness, push my fist in the air, I’ma -I’ma a d-diva, your loss not mine buddy, singing out of tune, music blasting, Chesher cat smile on my game face and im good to go. I’m missing my friend who I’ve had to go cold turkey on...it’s all for the greater good.

Lust is crazy but I’d rather have lust n lived than… damn we had fun!

I heard this song a while back and not until I heard again today on shuffle did I really pay attention and feel the lyrics... well go on then, listen!




The third single by the london based electro pop duo La Roux, Bulletproof is an an electro-boppy, dance number. Keep ya ears peeled for some dope dub-step and house remixes. I'm was a big fan of the In for the Kill Skream remix and I can't wait for their album to drop on the 29th June.

This colourful, neon, 3-dimesional, 80s inspired video reminds me so much of Robyn’s - With Every Heartbeat directed by photographer Fredrik Skogkvist…But is in actual fact directed by The Holograms at UFO Label

4 Golden Elephants ;)