That was the question on England lips this week as it was revealed Darren was the father to Heather Trotts bun in the oven.
I love Eastenders and it's crazy outlandish story lines, I have missed loads of it - scratch that - I have missed loads of TV in general since becoming part of the working world! gosh I'm soo important - like totally!!!! gagagahahahalolhahahaha!
Did I miss the episode that they banged? Did Darren mistake Hev for his long term girlfriend Libby?? How did he even mount that....did she mount him?William Smith put it excellently when he said this of Eastenders
"It was so real and gritty. American soaps are all about the beautiful people and being cheesy. This soap had everything"
after being drawn into an episode of our favourite soap while in London for a visit recently.
I don't Blame ya William...Only in Eastenders, no beautiful people here, No sir!...see below example no.2 (Parental Guidance Recommended)
Example no.2
I thought it might of been immaculate conception coz I know big people need love but Heather is a monstrosity of a large woman crossed between hunchbackfrankinstiwenhunnymonster...did I go to far? :-\
Okay I'm shit at keeping up with blogging. I'm better at twittering cos its mobile but no excuses! i will post as much as i can today to make up for it! sooo much has been gwarning I'm lost on where to start.
To all my Indian Massive; family, brother's, sisters, converts and Hare Krishna's Sal Mubarak - Happy new year! T'was Diwali the Hindu festival of light and also celebration our our new year! I spent the day with my family; we went to the temple to say our prayers and thank the Gods for keeping all together this year and for more years to come, we walked Eailing Road, visited the relatives for copious amounts of Bombay mix, savoury goodies and Bacardi and coke (fucking Indians eh!) and the evening ended with a lush dinner at the infamous Blue Elephant in Chelsea, and a walk along Charring Cross/Leicester Square/St James park with 31 flavors of ice cream..yum!
Eailing Road is the Indian market - if you're an Indian and live anywhere near North West London you've probably been here on a saturday with your mother to look for the following garam marsala, fruit & veg, sareers, suits, accessories or to eat at Sakonis! hahahahapapapapahahahahahha. Sorry I love my people but Eailing Road has become like a little India - void of hygiene, manners, P&Qs, deodorant, customer service and best before dates. Also you need a passport to come through here.
The shops on Eailing Road compete for sales on fireworks....
Deal!!!
The winner would have been BUY ONE GET TWO FREE AND WE'LL THROW IN A COW...but only in my imagination I guess!
I also spotted this hideous men's "fit for a bud-bud Raj" shirt and it confirmed all the above about Eailing Road and its leap back in time as the rest of the world moves forward
Honestly I don't hate Eailing road or Indians its just not what it used to be!
@ Blue Elephant...I wanted to take everything home - had to stop myself from stealing the deco.
So tempting
ELEPHANTS GALORE!
...okay so my night didn't end there. You know Von Mistry loves to push it and that's exactly what I did. I returned to Ghost for another night of pretty models who had been vomited on by Lipsy and Topshop and gully fellas in Zara. It was ok - I bumped into Bubsy Jones in his finest Zara on a random...Ghost was a sweat box and I was happy to leave and then Bubsy invited me to an after party to which we proceeded.
It was to the most gullyblackjerkchickenainbarrelanythinggoesschoobs I have ever been to in Collingdale called It Ain't No Secret and boy did we have fun...energiser bunny reserve, drunk, horny, dancing and sound systems. Also Omar was there performing - I couldn't see him cos I'm 5ft nuttin but I heard his soulful voice and I swayed with the crowd with my eyes closed and smile on my face. Dare I say it I had a better time there than at Ghost.
Finally after some drunken antics we got in at 9am, I crashed ouit I woke up at 11am next to a sexy man and a hot girl...What a fucking Weekend!
The last couple months have sailed by; working at Vans, sleeping, working at Vans, eating, working at Vans, socialising, ended my long relationship Mary and started up my old flame with Jack Daniels...
I ain't had time to write posts every week but this ain't no hype - this is my brain dump spot I suppose and today as the rain hits my window paign i feel like singing
...rain rain go away - fuck off and never come back you cunt!!!!
...but this is England so bring on the autumn winter - cosy nights in front of X-Factor, carbohydrates, new winter wardrobe, wolly hats and university. I officially start my post-graduate in 21 days and counting - yea babeeeeh!
So here's quick snap view of what's good with my world!
At the end of September indians celebrated the festival of Navrati- during which we spend 9 nights and 10 days celebrating/worshipping the 9 days Goddess or nine forms of Shakti/Devi who fought against evil. its fun, you get to dress up in your best and go out, dance - its kinda like line dancing but instead we circle the shrine in the middle of the youth centre/school hall. Me and Jaiyna from my Mistry community went to one in Uxbridge
I wanted these...
but I got these badboys instead...
I'm loving this shorts and gullet combo and will steal this look.....jjjjjj-jacked!
Their soo big and their album Oracular Spectacular has been on constant repeat.
I am an electric woman...but of course - and my electric feel has drawn in new sparks into my life - loving the change of social groups including my new mate Bubzy Jones who has become my new pal to laugh with and swap literature...
I'm currently reading
While also tryna get my head around ideas of metaphysics and more.
I been frequenting the cinema and saw the Gamer with the sexy Gerrad Butler (he was in the film of course - we didnt pop down to the local Vue cinema to watch it together, although that would of been a great story to tell) interesting idea and touches on the ideas of shape shifting and White gold but otherwise poop!
I also saw The Invention of Lying and loved it, laughed all the way through - defo perfect date movie or just something to see on a weeknight with your mum
Rounding off the going's on, my friend Soodi had a Barbie & Ken themed party for her 26th@ Carbon- HAPPY BRITHDAY you old cow!!! : p
and my bestest girl Michellio came down for the weekend - we started the evening looking like this
I was Naughty Tennis Instructor Barbie ;)
and ended with myself and Michelle asking the cabbie to pull over on the way home so we could vomit....hehehehehehehe - I'm Turing into a proper alchi!
This weekend past I visited new bait face club Ghost with Naddy
Ghost was full of pretty white girls who looked like sexy models and metro sexual men who cudnt really move - or make a move - and lots of gully fellas in Zara - I'm not hating - in fact we had fun skankingthe night away....
Example no.2
