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Monday, 7 September 2009

Too Fast!

It's gone 12 midnight...1am even!
Why am I awake?

I'm working the late shift tomorrow...have been working late's since Wednesday. I'm tierd...I'm wired on only 4 hours sleep from busy/late Thursday, Friday and Saturday. My eyes are blooshot, my nose is startin to drip, My metabolism is so fucked up it has lost all sense of time thus I am munching on any savoury snack in a 10feet radius and reaching for a sugary treat, Sex in the City is on in the background...but of course!

*munch, munch YUM *drops some crumbs, I'm watching this...


N.B. I am not professing my festish for sexual relations with car crash victims


I have a lovely MK5 Golf (love you babeeeeh) and curiosity and a nudge from my new friend Fapesta has led me to this video and writing this post. If you're a driver it's maybe worth searching your own vehicle's crash test and seeing the results.

I have to admit I'm a little impressed It'll make you think twice about speeding...that and the other risk you take of getting a speeding ticket.

...DOH!!!!!!!

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

...just for Laughs

Another Level were a good, British, commercial RnB boy band who had some hits back in the 90s. But then kinda fell off the edge of the earth one day never to be seen again, which was disappointing cos they were good!

Bobak was the hot one - period!!!!! I found this on my search for Bobak *giggle.
If you ever tell me you though Dance Bowers was hot, I'm gunna make slap you and then make you watch this video.




Ooooooooooooo.........k! What the fizzle has this vizzle got to do with the sizzle?

Ski goggles, 5-cows-worth-of leather, matrix style trench's, did someone forgot to put a left-eye style black rectangle on the other side of dude's face? And Dane Bowers in a cowboy hat and leather chaps over biker trousers???? Do not even get me started

... I'm cringing so hard I'm getting a muscle spasm at the same time....