......No body is pre-approving me!!!!

Summer time can only mean one thing; I'm not talking the garage music, spying for boys or sun tans.......its Indian wedding season.

Indian wedding's are a beautiful thing and great fun to attend. You catch up with friends old and new, eat, drink and be merry. But behind the glossy mandap (like a gazebo) and greasy catered food there is a unspoken culture of desperate mother's ready to get their son or daughter married off in the hopes that they will stop sucking at the tit and move the fuck out!!!!!!! The perfect setting for this is of course an Indian wedding; everyone's dressed up looking their best, everyone's kinda related or a family friend and it's a wedding so there's naturally love in the air ....mixed with the smell of 100 Saree's imported from India..........its kinda of like a musky smell!?!?!

Weddings are also a great excuse for all the mothers with daughters who are of a suited age - anything between 23 and 43 (some people find it hard to find a match)- to flock to Green Street, Southall and Eailing Road to consume copious amounts of saris , matching bangle, bhindis and even decorated pins to hold the illusion it all together. All in the hopes that when attending one of many wedding's this summer you'll be spotted by some of a pilot, doctor, dentist or city banker; he will see you all dressed up and will then nod at his mother and give her the sign. She by now has already set the wheels in motion and has gone through ten people to find out who you are....if their lucky by the end of the day they will know your bust size, what you ate for dinner on Monday and what you earnt last year after tax......WTF!?!?!.....No body is pre-approving me!!!

I sound like a moany bitch but really its all good fun. I F**king LOVE to play dress up and tease those hopeful mothers and their sons into thinking I would actually be a respectable choice cos I have almond eyes, long hair and a warm smile =presentable! Then they hear - she works in media, stays out late and has tattoos = unstable and wild.......but of course!

Luckily my ma has never pushed me into marriage and understands that you can't tame this beast. Back to the point of this blog....I went shopping in preparation for Indian wedding season with Ma and we spent 4 hours choosing saris, some materials, blouse pieces, lining and some matching accessories. I'm an Indian girl through and through. From the way I walk, talk, dress, to my cooking and cleaning and all the way up to the way I wear my hair.....and I love to shop I ain't looking to get married just yet.....check it out!

Fabric and material shop....goes on for yards....hehe yards, gedit?!

bangels galore....they even had them hanging from the ceilings

Bhindi's

Saree's

More Sarees

How to be a pefect little indian girl kit for those of us who has lost touch....I think this is a perfect little pack ;)

they had my name .... English shops never do!

Sweet me!

Recruitment Spam??

Off the back of using online recruitment sites I get one of these emails

From:
"The Team" workingsolutionstraining@gmail.com
RE: Job
Hi

We currently received your details and understand you are currently looking for a role. I wanted to take the opportunity to tell you about doing administration based work from home. Working from home can be pretty tough, working long hours and doing quite mundane tasks, however we can provide you with an excellent platform with maximum earning potential. The work would be full time or part time, and due to this current market for the product the work is readily available. If you were to work part time in the role we would expect a minimum of 10 hours commitment, otherwise it won’t be worth while. In regards to revenue of the product, you make up to about £35,000 per annum if you are committing yourself to a minimum of 40 hours a week, working out at approximately £17 per hour.

If your are interested in this role, please respond to this email, and we can get the ball moving. This going well you could start post receiving training materials within the next day or two.

Regards

HR

...Is this real? anyone else in the unemployment line received an email like this and questioned its legitimacy?

What is the job role? ...........what's the catch more like?

It's my perogative!

....Occasionally I meet a guy I like; they make me laugh, we get on well, there's a nice chemistry, we have lots in common and then I get excited and forget what they look like - that's when I'm actually a bit interested in a guy, when I cant remember his mug!

HELL YES I like to make fuck - but just coz I have sexy curves, big boobs, flick my wild hair left to right and am nice to you does not mean I want to fuck you...sorry, especially not after just 6 days....does that make me a prude??
...I have to admit I'm a terrible flirt in the sense that I'm doing it even without thinking about it - I don't mean to but I'm just naturally cheerleader-like bubbly and glad to meet new people. I've been told I have naughty, come hither eyes but really their just big Indian eyes and I'm just a good girl with values and morals (kinda)

I like to spend time to get to know new men in my life a bit better so I know their not a psycho, they practises good hygiene and that their just not general assholes.........nevertheless maybe, just maybe I'm being a little naive coz I came round to your house, sat in your room, on your bed (well im not sittin on the floor)and wore a skirt longish highlighting my phwwooarrr legs.....I know wgat it looks like, I kinda invited your wandering hands on to my body which felt nice but if I say no to you, I mean no! I know I can be a durrty tease and it's a shame (no I ain't apologising), I left you with blue balls oops *giggle, but know that just cos that girl did it with you - don't mean I will! And now that you haven't attempted to get in contact ...it's now been 4 days with no word and I don't feel like I've lost out :)

Oh and for the record, just cos I say no, it don't mean I'm a virgin, frigid or that I'm tryna fall in love with you (get over yourself) or that I'm not interested either
....is it so rare for a girl to keep her pants on when a fit guy is involved? What happened to leaving a little mystery? you know romance?....no?? fresh and sexy? Is it that strange for a girl not to put out after 6 days......??????