A lot has been going on - school, work, life.....I been working hard and now I'm playing hard and to be honest I cant keep up. I'm at the point of contemplating having a nap in the bathroom of the club.....oops, don't worry - you'll never catch me slipping like that...I digress - as usual. I'm not gunna go into too much detail but I will say this. Life is all about experiencing and leaning and being there - living in the moment. Do everything and take opportunity - good or bad you learn and grow and make sure you say please and thank you along the way.
Just wanted to say "Merry Christmas" to the world, where ever you are whoever you're with be happy, eat lots, drink a bit more and just relax in the company of your loved ones, family or friends.
So im window shopping on ebay, seeings what on offer and I came across this...
GORGEOUS PINK DETAIL FEATHER SANDALS...(too delicate for my wide foot)... SIZE 38 / UK 5 FROM DUNE THESE ARE A REALLY LOVELY PAIR OF SANDALS FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS PARTIES ...(or booth in Amsterdam's Red Light District)... ALL GOODS COME FROM A SMOKE FREE AND PET FREE HOME
PLEASE NOTE - ALL SHOES MUST GO TO A GOOD HOME!! ...(because they cant be worn now that I've stretched these puppies with my battered foot complete with chavvy rose tattoo)...
A highly anticipated release surrounding this video....and now its here. I'm soo turned on right now...I want to dress up and do a little dance for my man....scratch that - I have no man, but still you can see what I mean. Bey got it going on, stylist for the video went nutz and Sasha really got out!
UK music artist are killing it right now with the new material..
I'm hearing banger after banger not only on Myspace but also on national radio!And I'm so pleased to know that it comes from the endless talent of this country - that don't enough air time on the charts - it's also refreshing to hear artist experimenting with different sounds and making music that doesn't box them off, but instead opens the doors to more listeners and changing perspectives of what UK music is! I'm Loving it!!!!
There's so many lines that are just so true, I had to share the lyrics!
"People act shameless,Tryna live like entertainers, Want a fat crib with the acres, So they spend money that they ain’t made yet, Got a benz on tik that they ain’t paid yet, Spend their pay cheque In the west end on the weekend, Got no money by the end of the weekend. But they don’t care cos their life is a movie, Starring Louis V, paid for by yours truly, Truthfully, its a joke, like a bad episode of Hollyoaks"...
At first I didn't know if I like Scorcher more than I actually like this song, but it's so catchy you cant help but like it and the song is skankable - and I love lipsin a good lipser ;)
I'm not hating, but does this song remind anyone else a bit like a Dizzie track...Wiley has got the formula and the formula for this song really reminds me of Bonkers, especially the intro and the drop...Nonetheless its a PHAT track - I LOVE IT - that is all!!!!
And lastly not forgetting the endless talents of BBK - Boy Better Know! Forget the days of We're going Hard... We're Going In is the new buzz phrase - lyrically takin the piss....Jme *drool...out on Dec 14th JME spent a day and half plugging this on his Twitter - go on lad! - it's Genna be big
In fact all of these tunes, with the backing of you me and the rest of the country and worldwide will be big. So do the right thing and support your country and our boys on the front line of music - Von Mistry out!
I started my post graduate diploma 2 weeks ago (thus lack of posting) and it's been non stop. If I'm not in lectures, I'm working evening and weekends. If I'm not working I'm on some sort of public transport trying to get to either of those 2 venues ...and if I'm not riding the train I'm in them gym getting fit and healthy and all the while I'm still cleaning, doing laundry, making pack lunches and maintaining my looks : p - SUPER GRINDING!
I'm in a classroom of 54 women - not one man- ME-OW! Their ages ranging from 20s to 40s and we're an eclectic mix of British, Polish, Brazilian, French, Russian, Turkish, Cypriot, Italian, South African, Indian and Chinese...WOW - they are lovely and even though they will be my competition one day in events, for now they are my friends and I'm having a great time being in college - I highly recommend it to anyone contemplating going back to school - especially in these dark recession times - instead of standing in the line of the Job Centre realise your pure potential and master your skills!
So after all this super-grinding, the only thing I haven't been able to squeeze in is men - well maybe a little bit of man....but I'm focused on my focus man, so men don't really get the best of me right now...oh well!
That was the question on England lips this week as it was revealed Darren was the father to Heather Trotts bun in the oven.
I love Eastenders and it's crazy outlandish story lines, I have missed loads of it - scratch that - I have missed loads of TV in general since becoming part of the working world! gosh I'm soo important - like totally!!!! gagagahahahalolhahahaha!
Did I miss the episode that they banged? Did Darren mistake Hev for his long term girlfriend Libby?? How did he even mount that....did she mount him?William Smith put it excellently when he said this of Eastenders
"It was so real and gritty. American soaps are all about the beautiful people and being cheesy. This soap had everything"
after being drawn into an episode of our favourite soap while in London for a visit recently.
I don't Blame ya William...Only in Eastenders, no beautiful people here, No sir!...see below example no.2 (Parental Guidance Recommended)
Example no.2
I thought it might of been immaculate conception coz I know big people need love but Heather is a monstrosity of a large woman crossed between hunchbackfrankinstiwenhunnymonster...did I go to far? :-\
Okay I'm shit at keeping up with blogging. I'm better at twittering cos its mobile but no excuses! i will post as much as i can today to make up for it! sooo much has been gwarning I'm lost on where to start.
To all my Indian Massive; family, brother's, sisters, converts and Hare Krishna's Sal Mubarak - Happy new year! T'was Diwali the Hindu festival of light and also celebration our our new year! I spent the day with my family; we went to the temple to say our prayers and thank the Gods for keeping all together this year and for more years to come, we walked Eailing Road, visited the relatives for copious amounts of Bombay mix, savoury goodies and Bacardi and coke (fucking Indians eh!) and the evening ended with a lush dinner at the infamous Blue Elephant in Chelsea, and a walk along Charring Cross/Leicester Square/St James park with 31 flavors of ice cream..yum!
Eailing Road is the Indian market - if you're an Indian and live anywhere near North West London you've probably been here on a saturday with your mother to look for the following garam marsala, fruit & veg, sareers, suits, accessories or to eat at Sakonis! hahahahapapapapahahahahahha. Sorry I love my people but Eailing Road has become like a little India - void of hygiene, manners, P&Qs, deodorant, customer service and best before dates. Also you need a passport to come through here.
The shops on Eailing Road compete for sales on fireworks....
Deal!!!
The winner would have been BUY ONE GET TWO FREE AND WE'LL THROW IN A COW...but only in my imagination I guess!
I also spotted this hideous men's "fit for a bud-bud Raj" shirt and it confirmed all the above about Eailing Road and its leap back in time as the rest of the world moves forward
Honestly I don't hate Eailing road or Indians its just not what it used to be!
@ Blue Elephant...I wanted to take everything home - had to stop myself from stealing the deco.
So tempting
ELEPHANTS GALORE!
...okay so my night didn't end there. You know Von Mistry loves to push it and that's exactly what I did. I returned to Ghost for another night of pretty models who had been vomited on by Lipsy and Topshop and gully fellas in Zara. It was ok - I bumped into Bubsy Jones in his finest Zara on a random...Ghost was a sweat box and I was happy to leave and then Bubsy invited me to an after party to which we proceeded.
It was to the most gullyblackjerkchickenainbarrelanythinggoesschoobs I have ever been to in Collingdale called It Ain't No Secret and boy did we have fun...energiser bunny reserve, drunk, horny, dancing and sound systems. Also Omar was there performing - I couldn't see him cos I'm 5ft nuttin but I heard his soulful voice and I swayed with the crowd with my eyes closed and smile on my face. Dare I say it I had a better time there than at Ghost.
Finally after some drunken antics we got in at 9am, I crashed ouit I woke up at 11am next to a sexy man and a hot girl...What a fucking Weekend!
The last couple months have sailed by; working at Vans, sleeping, working at Vans, eating, working at Vans, socialising, ended my long relationship Mary and started up my old flame with Jack Daniels...
I ain't had time to write posts every week but this ain't no hype - this is my brain dump spot I suppose and today as the rain hits my window paign i feel like singing
...rain rain go away - fuck off and never come back you cunt!!!!
...but this is England so bring on the autumn winter - cosy nights in front of X-Factor, carbohydrates, new winter wardrobe, wolly hats and university. I officially start my post-graduate in 21 days and counting - yea babeeeeh!
So here's quick snap view of what's good with my world!
At the end of September indians celebrated the festival of Navrati- during which we spend 9 nights and 10 days celebrating/worshipping the 9 days Goddess or nine forms of Shakti/Devi who fought against evil. its fun, you get to dress up in your best and go out, dance - its kinda like line dancing but instead we circle the shrine in the middle of the youth centre/school hall. Me and Jaiyna from my Mistry community went to one in Uxbridge
I wanted these...
but I got these badboys instead...
I'm loving this shorts and gullet combo and will steal this look.....jjjjjj-jacked!
Their soo big and their album Oracular Spectacular has been on constant repeat.
I am an electric woman...but of course - and my electric feel has drawn in new sparks into my life - loving the change of social groups including my new mate Bubzy Jones who has become my new pal to laugh with and swap literature...
I'm currently reading
While also tryna get my head around ideas of metaphysics and more.
I been frequenting the cinema and saw the Gamer with the sexy Gerrad Butler (he was in the film of course - we didnt pop down to the local Vue cinema to watch it together, although that would of been a great story to tell) interesting idea and touches on the ideas of shape shifting and White gold but otherwise poop!
I also saw The Invention of Lying and loved it, laughed all the way through - defo perfect date movie or just something to see on a weeknight with your mum
Rounding off the going's on, my friend Soodi had a Barbie & Ken themed party for her 26th@ Carbon- HAPPY BRITHDAY you old cow!!! : p
and my bestest girl Michellio came down for the weekend - we started the evening looking like this
I was Naughty Tennis Instructor Barbie ;)
and ended with myself and Michelle asking the cabbie to pull over on the way home so we could vomit....hehehehehehehe - I'm Turing into a proper alchi!
This weekend past I visited new bait face club Ghost with Naddy
Ghost was full of pretty white girls who looked like sexy models and metro sexual men who cudnt really move - or make a move - and lots of gully fellas in Zara - I'm not hating - in fact we had fun skankingthe night away....
To make Duck Sauce simple and easy.... Mix 1 fab DJ and turn-tablist A-Trak with, 1 record producing and remixer extraordinaire Armand Van Helden. Throw in a studio, some herbs and spice; disco, pop, funk, house and of course chinese food and you get Duck Sauce. Debuting this October with their stonker of a tune Anyway.... which has got me bum skanking ever time I play this Duck Sauce is a fucking awesome collaboration which I am soo excited about hearing more from!
I am patiently waiting to hear back some a certain someone who I've been dating for a couple weeks, but at this point...dare I say it...I'm not sure if I will??
Raiding my wardrobe looking for a bag to match my outfit... something clutch with space enough for the essentials money, keys berry, lipgloss and gum!
My Ma on hearing my ca-ffuffle, goes into her closet and produces this beauty...
a real snakeskin Clutch from the 70s - some serious vintage I'm thinking...and then she tells me the story
"after your father and I got married around 1978, he was working in Saudi Arabia or was it Nigeria...(*she pauses and ponders for a while and then calls my dad)... he was in Nigeria working for Ericsson and I went out to visit him because I wanted to see the world, anyway, he bought me this bag and a gift" ...ahhhh!
Note to self: Raid ma's wardrobe for more vintage classics and one of a kinds before hitting the highstreet!
It's so real and scaly and its feels so lush it's illegal...
It's been a week and I know this is late, but I've had no time to blog. Picture the scene, a lovely summers day, 3 friends equipted with Jack Daniels in Coke bottles, late but ready to hit the carnival...
this what I captured...
Carnival aint what is was in the good old days and the only way I can describe it is....ummmmm, errrrrr........controlled fun!? Pah!
...I met the worlds fastest man...besides Superman, Usain Bolt!!!
He came into my place of work, my assistant manager served him size 11's but I suggested a pair of high top Vaults Vans which he liked and purchased...nice guy : )
I'm working the late shift tomorrow...have been working late's since Wednesday. I'm tierd...I'm wired on only 4 hours sleep from busy/late Thursday, Friday and Saturday. My eyes are blooshot, my nose is startin to drip, My metabolism is so fucked up it has lost all sense of time thus I am munching on any savoury snack in a 10feet radius and reaching for a sugary treat, Sex in the City is on in the background...but of course!
*munch, munch YUM *drops some crumbs, I'm watching this...
N.B. I am not professing my festish for sexual relations with car crash victims
I have a lovely MK5 Golf (love you babeeeeh) and curiosity and a nudge from my new friend Fapesta has led me to this video and writing this post.If you're a driver it's maybe worth searching your own vehicle's crash test and seeing the results.
I have to admit I'm a little impressed It'll make you think twice about speeding...that and the other risk you take of getting a speeding ticket.
...Don't judge meh!
